I don’t have pneumonia. Yippee!
My chest still burns and I feel like I’m coughing up a lung. Bleh. I almost wish I did have pneumonia because then I could get some antibiotics and feel better. Enough is enough, really. Come on. I’ve had this stupid cough for well over a month. But then again, so has everyone else I’ve seen. What’s funny is me trying to get a history, turn around to cough into my elbow, then turn back, stand up to examine someone and they say, “Wow, Doc, you sound worse than I do!”.
Yes, yes I do. Thanks for noticing. Why are you in my office again?
TGIF. I just want to curl up in bed until Christmas.