From the mouths of babes…

When do kids learn to be sarcastic little shits?

No seriously, I’m really asking.

I feel absolutely ridiculous posting this but my almost 6-year-old hurt my feelings.

She’s in a cast and her fingers on the casted hand are filthy and the nails were long and she needed to have them washed and clipped.

Cue the drama.

My nails are long, so of course hers have to be as well. She refused to let me cut the nail on her pinky finger and finally with some struggle I got the nail cut, albeit maybe a little too short.

She was mad. I cut too much off and hurt her little finger. (It was short, yes, but she wasn’t bleeding or anything!)

Then she muttered under her breath in a sarcastic tone, “Some doctor!”

Yeah.

Thanks kid.