Thoughts on the Long Run

I should do this later.
Hmm… legs feel good at 1 km.
Should I start taking some water now?
Is that a red light up ahead?
Yes!!! Thank goodness for traffic lights.
Wow, it’s hot.
That felt like a fast kilometer; oh, no it wasn’t.
What’s that sharp stingy feeling in my leg?
Is it time to walk yet?
Holy fuck it’s hot.
Wow. 10 more kilometers to go.
Wait, how was that only 4 km?
I should have stayed home.
This is stupid.
Why did I think I could ever finish a half marathon?
Oh look, half way!
Let’s try that gel now. I hope it’s not gross.
Ew.. that was gross.
I have to walk now.
I should stop to rest.
It’s like hell right now.
This sucks.
This is hell.
Who thought this was a good idea?
This isn’t healthy.
Only two more kilometers to go.
I can do this.
That runner ahead is fast.
Why can’t I run that fast?
I wish I could run faster, I’d be done by now.
I have to walk again.
I have to do 16 km next week.
I hope it’s not this hot.
Oh, thank god, I’m done.